Chud Buffly’s Alpha Male Manhood Manual: How to Know Everything, Feel Nothing, Get Jacked, and Never Die comes out in fall 2026. The advance praise is already rolling in:

• “So good, it makes me wish I could read.” - Joe Rogan 

• “Chud Buffly represents [the cure to] everything wrong with modern society…His book blows [others out of the water]. Honestly, it makes me want to throw…a….part…y.” - Gloria Steinem

• “Somehow even better than shooting rhinos.” - Teddy Roosevelt’s ghost